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Il frigorifero

L’altro giorno tornando a casa ho trovato chiuso dall’interno, ho suonato.
– Chi è?
– Ermete sono io, apri.
– Parola d’ordine.
– Che?
– Parola d’ordine.
– Ma che dici, apri!
– Parola d’ordine!
– Ma non la so! Cincillà!
Ermete ha aperto la porta.
– Come hai fatto a indovinare?
– La fortuna del principiante.
Si era chiuso dentro because he is terrified that sooner or later they find the secret services and other similar crap. The television was blaring. There were mounds of earth scattered on the floor and peanut shells and newspaper pages.
- What is this stye? - I asked.
- listen up. When you did the night shift at the Department Entropia was more beautiful by day we could get around, do things.
- What kind of things.
- Things.
- What things, Hermes.
- Things, did things, things, any things, and instead now look there, did you type career, now works by day and sleep at night, are you come, yes? At night, when you key your plastic doll six satisfied, yes? Done?
- I'm not talking with someone who chooses "chinchilla" as its watchword.
We had dinner in silence with two pizzas ordered by RapidoPizza. They were sick, had a moist texture, which is why I never let the tip. Domenico chewed a spider on the wall in front of me. Bathsheba, offended by the words of Hermes, has not dined with us, went to bed without dinner. Living with everyone becomes more difficult. After dinner I told Hermes Department Entropy and the end of the Fund's hibernate and Cynthia Pontes who jumped at the opportunity and has made extraordinary hibernate and what are my ads preferred.
- We must get her out of there, Bandini - Hermes said.
- Who.
- Cynthia Pontes. In my opinion it does not do well to be hibernated.
- But you say.
- should be free.
- But stop. Chinchilla, chinchillas.
- Please do not disclose the password to the four winds.
We were silent for a while '. I could not watch TV, and then I started to fix the refrigerator. After a while, 'I realized that Hermes also looked at the fridge. In fact, the fridge is remarkable.
- Sorry if I might - I said at one point, without stopping to fix the refrigerator - ma quand’è che ti levi dal cazzo da casa mia?
– Presto, molto presto. Non appena le acque si sono calmate me ne torno nella Zona Deumanizzata. Il frigorifero è strepitoso, guarda che spigoli – ha mormorato, tutto concentrato.