is useless. 3D films I still do not understand their meaning. Cecioni Maria says that the technology used to render three-dimensional images more real, more real. Yes, but even then the stories should be more real. It's not that if I see a blue alien in 3D I think "fuck, but it is true, it is here before me, no, I just think" Well, it is a blue alien in 3D. " The same goes for animated films, I need that to be in 3D, are almost three-dimensional cartoon, a cartoon will never be the reality, even if he had 4 or 5, D. So what? Then, for consistency, a 3D film should also represent realistic situations, situations in which all are found daily, that I know. Type to be in line at the post, in 3D. Type lick sugar on the bottom of the cup of coffee after drinking coffee, in 3D. Type of house to sit on the couch zapping on TV, in 3D. Type suck his teeth to pull off that bit of oil that is stuck in 3D (this is difficult, in fact, but the technology could eventually get there). Type also see the flow spending on the conveyor belt of the cash register to the optical drive, 3-D (suggestive). I mean things like that.
- Yes, but then who would go to the cinema to see this stuff, there should be none - then Lacazza said.
- Your theory is a dog chasing its tail to the yard - he said Mary.
- to The Hague? For the yard that got to do? - I said.
- As the saying goes, Jimmy - Mary said.
- What is beat around the bush, that has to do - I insisted.
- It still does not bark, so do not see why we must lead him hither - Lacazza said.
- Why does not bark, which has this to do now? - I said that I was losing patience.
- Why can that barks does not bite, as the saying goes, but since this bite, then it barks and barks if there is no need to lead him hither, yard or yard - he said Lacazza, floured index finger raised before to face, to the teacher.
- No, this is too much. This is the last straw - I said - I do not anymore. I leave this shitty job. Just now I go to the tobacconist, buy a Scratch & Win, win € 200 thousand and send you all fuck off.
- Do it! Do it, come on! Bandini blowhard! - I challenged Lacazza. I have come from RapidoPizza and went to the tobacconist in front, I bought a Scratch & Win, thinking I win I win I win. I took the Scratch & Win recrossed the road and I always think I win I win I win and I came back from RapidoPizza, waving the Scratch & Win in front of my face. While doing this I was in a 3D film, very real, with all the things that were so real that they seemed real, like the Scratch & Win, was right in front of my face, I could touch it, indeed it was already seeing, as I kept in hand. I took out a coin of 5 cents and I began to scratch the silver from snowmen thinking I win I win I win. Then I started Christmas trees to scratch, thinking I win I win I win. While Mary scratched Cecioni Lacazza and kept quiet, there was tremendous tension in 3D. I scratched the last Christmas tree and I threw a scream.
- Embee? - Did Lacazza, in 3D with terror painted on his face.
- Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa - I yelled, jumping here and there. I went outside and I kicked the scooter RapidoPizza, knocking him to the ground. I returned to the pizzeria and began to beat the strong hands on the bar, by flying from all over the menu RapidoPizza.
- I won! I won! € 200 thousand! What did I tell you! I'm rich! I've done it! I'm free! A man libero! Un uomo che da una vita lotta per diventare qualcuno e alla fine ci riesce in 3D! Non posso crederci! È fantastico! Me ne vado! Mi licenzio! Maria, dillo tu a tuo padre, che da oggi non lavoro più per RapidoPizza! Da oggi potrò realizzare il mio sogno, aprire la mia catena di InsalatoGelateria! Addio, me ne vado! È stato bello! Anzi, per un cazzo, è stato bruttissimo! A mai più! Addio Lacazza, vaffanculo a te e a tutta la tua famiglia! Ci rivediamo presto! Anzi mai più! Addio pezzenti! E la vostra pizza fa schifo! Schifo, fa! Ha!, che liberazione, poterlo finalmente dire! Addio, addio! – e ho infilato l’uscita di corsa e me ne sono andato, con il biglietto in mano, continuando a urlare di gioia. Non appena ho girato l’angolo, ho appallottolato il biglietto e l’ho buttato. Non avevo vinto un beneamato cazzo, e adesso sono nella merda.
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