Thursday, September 30, 2010

Ontario, Used Commercial Gym Equipment

Avventura nella Saletta Ristoro

I went to the vending machine for hot and cold beverages, I wanted a 32. I typed 32 and the display appeared to be the price, 35 cents. I inserted a coin 5 cents. The display appeared 30 cents. I inserted a coin of 10 cents. The display appeared 20 cents. I inserted a coin of 20 cents. She felt prance the coin into the machine. Money is out of the little hole below. The display showed another 20 cents. I took less money from the little hole and I inserted it again. She felt prance the coin into the machine. The money is out of the little hole below. The display showed another 20 cents. I took less money from the little hole and I inserted it again. She felt prance the coin into the machine. The money is out of the little hole below. The display showed another 20 cents. I took less money from the little hole and I inserted it again. She felt prance the coin into the machine. The money is out of the little hole below. The display showed another 20 cents. I took the money from the little hole below and I inserted it again. She felt prance the coin into the machine. The money is out of the little hole below. The display showed another 20 cents. I took less money from the little hole and I inserted it again. She felt prance the coin into the machine. The money is out of the little hole below. The display showed another 20 cents. I took less money from the little hole and I inserted it again. The display appeared "product distribution". He came down the glass, so it escaped the liquid in the glass. I took the shot and got back in the office drinking a 32. It was more good than usual, because I'd won hard.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Filmy Online Dance With Me

Epistemology Support

9 mesi per portare a compimento anche questo progetto: leggere quel capolavoro epistemologico-divulgativo che e’ Gödel, Escher, Bach: un’eterna ghirlanda brillante , che sentii nominare per la prima volta da Antonio the film-maker parecchi anni fa. Adesso ci vorrebbero altri 3 mesi per rileggerlo da capo e poter poi forse dire di averlo veramente capito, ma non penso che lo farò. Bei tempi quelli in cui leggevo 50 libri l’anno.

Gödel, Escher, Bach è un testo estremamente ricco di spunti, tant’è vero che ci sono almeno 6+1, e non 3, discipline che si intersecano: al problema dell’incompletezza intrinseca formal systems, as shown by Gödel's theorem, the possible paradoxes of self, illustrated by the strange rings in the designs of Escher, the characteristics of recursive functions, exemplified by the canons and fugues by Bach, followed by at least 3 other items. The paradoxical dialogues between Achilles, the Tortoise, the Crab and other characters in the style of Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, the research unit that includes all contradiction, typical of Zen, and means of transmission / alteration of the information gene studied by molecular biology. And all this is basically a prerequisite to the development of a theoretical paradigm useful to reflect on thought, conscience, representations, emotions, and the possibility of Artificial Intelligence. I do not know what I mean.

short, there's 2-3 that writing his doctoral thesis. Sin is only on vacation for ten days, and in addition to finally give the final blow to the text above, I also expected the study of networking and in particular a document on IPv6, also challenging in its own way ...

A nice thing but I can mention here. As almost everyone knows, my current job is to support some of Microsoft products. As I understand it, the current research in AI is not much more advanced than that considered by Hofstadter (who writes, I remember, in the 70) in that it has finally managed to program a supercomputer - Deep Blue - in order to beat the greatest chess masters, but from here to speak with intelligence comparable to that of humans - Hal 9000-style to be clear - there runs, but at the epistemological level we can make some interesting points.

The basic idea of \u200b\u200bHofstadter in this regard is that there is an isomorphism between the structure of the nervous system with its billions of neurons, synapses and electrical shock, and the basic structure of a computer, which we know is made of circuits and electrical states on / off, ie 0 and 1. The fundamental difference would be the degree of complexity ', ie the number of layers, from simple clusters of electric shock, and through the formation of signals which then are grouped into symbols of the upper level, separate the neural substrate of higher level entities such as thoughts, emotions, or self-consciousness. In essence, the impression that some features of the human being are of a quality 'different from what can never be reached by computer science, is only due to backwardness of our understanding of the mechanisms of formation of symbols, and then by' inability to program a machine to do so. The idea è veramente interessante, perché l’obiezione principale alla possibilità dell’intelligenza artificiale, consiste appunto nel dire che una macchina non potrà mai fare altro che ciò per cui è stata programmata. Tuttavia – risponde Hofstadter – questo è vero anche per gli essere umani: non esiste qualcosa – che si voglia chiamare anima, o intuizione, o altro – che sfugge alle possibilità insite al nostro substrato neuronale; è solo che, non essendo ancora venuti a capo che in minima parte alla complessità del rapporto fra simboli di livello superiore e substrato, ci SEMBRA di poter fare cose per cui “non siamo programmati”.

C’è anche da notare che questa impostazione è sicuramente meccanicista, ma NON E’ AFFATTO DETERMINISTA , perchè NON DICE che tutto sia già determinato al livello più basso. Dice certo che senza il substrato, nessun livello superiore sarebbe possibile, ma dice anche CHE OGNI NUOVO STRATO, OGNI LIVELLO DI SIMBOLI DAI PIU’ SEMPLICI AI PIU’ COMPLESSI, CREA SENSO: cioè, potremmo dire, rende pensabili cose che al livello precedente erano impensabili. Crea possibilità NUOVE. Dal riconoscimento di forme semplici, all’apprendere dalle proprie esperienze, all’introspezione, cioè a ciò che assomiglia sempre più alla nostra definizione intuitiva di intelligenza. Hofstadter fa l’esempio the anthill: the level of individual ants, it seems that the movement of each is random, or rather, is dictated by simple interactions nerve, but at the level of the anthill, the sense of a specialization of labor to the overall prosperity is apparent, and probably feed back on the interactions of lower level, helping to select those to be repeated and which to discard. The point is that the sense of shared prosperity can exist only at the highest level, that of the anthill, and not to the level of the individual ant.

What happens at the level of computers? We know that behind all of us is the binary system, the 0 and 1, the circuits. The question is: what kind of programs we would be able a produrre se avessimo sempre programmato soltanto in linguaggio macchina, cioè assegnando direttamente una serie di 0 e di 1 alla sequenza dei circuiti? Direi programmi estremamente poveri di senso, e non solo per il tempo enorme che sarebbe necessario a programmare funzioni estremamente semplici. Invece è stato inventato l’Assembler, cioè un LINGUAGGIO che raccoglie in singoli comandi un insieme di funzioni semplici, ma che a livello di codice macchina consistono in parecchi 0 e parecchi 1. L’atto di sussumere una serie di operazioni di base in un solo simbolo, dà la possibilità di mettere in relazione simboli di questo nuovo livello fra loro in un modo che al livello precedente NON RIUSCIVAMO A PENSARE . E’ esattamente how we create meaning: the new combinations can certainly be translated back into machine code - indeed should usually takes care of a software interpreter, because the computer "understands" only the machine code -, the fact remains that what has taken meaning to the second level, the first level would not have had. Obviously, the computer did not stop the Assembler, but has developed many high-level languages, each one more suitable to obtain certain results over others. What we say about Hofstadter is basically: we can say that all possibilities were GIA 'IN TRANSISTOR CIRCUITS AND CONTAINED IN THE BEGINNING? NO, the hardware is certainly the precondition of subsequent developments, but does not contain and is not determine them: the sense is produced by increasing the number of levels of symbolization. Simple example: we will not consider an intelligent machine that was able to answer questions posed by an operator, simply by checking the exact wording of the question in a huge database containing millions of possible questions, and returns the response associated with (and would happen anyway sooner or later the question is not in the database), consider it already a little bit smarter if the program contains logical and semantic analysis of structures capable of analyzing sentences and syntactic elements in fields such as noun, verb, adjective, e a campi semantici quali ‘la salute’ – ad esempio in domande quali “come stai?”. Domanda semplice? Quante generazioni di computer saranno necessarie prima che una macchina sia in grado di capirla?

Che c’entra tutto questo col supporto tecnico? Beh, nel supporto tecnico ripercorriamo i livelli al contrario. Si parte dal livello più alto, l’interfaccia grafica, e si ridiscende verso il codice; e si ridiscende di tanti livelli quanti necessari per risolvere lo specifico problema. A parte la ricerca di casi simili nel database interno, e l’eventuale esistenza di hotfix, si comincia dalla superficie. Sotto eventuali errori di configurazione correggibili già al livello più alto, may be necessary to use the command line (or shell, in Linux) to perform diagnostic tool of what happens at a lower level, or other proprietary tools that might have a new graphical interface, but see what happens "under "the surface, or enable logging, namely the recording formats text of what the program is doing at a certain level below. It is always in language, as Technical, read with some study and some practice. Even debugging, which requires significantly more expertise and is managed by technical escalation, and which aims to find a bug in the code was the basis of manifest error, be done at a higher level than that of the binary language code. But then the question may arise: why not everything is done programmatically? Or, why not, to prevent any problems in advance making sure that the code is bug-free? Why do I need this double movement from the bottom up in development (programming), and from complex to simple (binary) when troubleshooting? Each computer knows that it is impossible to write a program that is totally free of bugs: the limit of such a program is nothing, the zero lines of code. Every time you program, you increase the level of complexity whole, the greater the level of new information obtained, the more bugs are certainly introduced. More sense it makes more sense not (errors) is produced with it. And one of two things: either you decide to start from scratch each time virtually paralyzing the development of computer - any sense of equal minimum of risk - or consciously accept the challenge of complexity, built on the foundations of the previous level, recognizing the inevitability bugs are introduced, but also the enormous potential in terms of production of new information / direction. This approach, in addition to being deterministic, is not even Reductionism because if you translate the POST complex event from a more simple, it would be reduced to it, since it allows to derive, or deduct from the first second.

not understand why Hofstadter, after spending 700 pages to explain the isomorphism between the formal levels that enable us to understand Gödel's theorem, and levels that allow you to sketch a formal theory of mental processes, states online credit in principle to a full explanation of reductionist thinking, among other things, just a few lines after repeating that each level adds layers of meaning that simply does not exist at the lower level (in terms of 0 and 1, for example, that sense can you say "the program can no longer send mail?"). Or rather, it is clear that his main concern is to clear the field of mystical view of consciousness and free will. But exactly what does Gödel's theorem? He says: every sufficiently powerful formal system is incomplete in the sense that there is a true proposition within that system, but not certified (undecidable). The limit that Gödel puts the claims of absolute knowledge, is strong, but not absolute, in turn, it is plausible that the undecidable proposition in a system, it is perfectly sensible in a higher-level system, if able to definirlo. Così, Gödel mette la parola fine alla speranza dei Principia Mathematica di Russell e Whitehead , la speranza che la matematica, o qualsiasi altro sistema formale coerente, sia anche completo. Quindi i limiti sono sempre relativi a un livello/sistema specifico, ma sono anche inevitabili. Il punto cruciale è che il bagno di umiltà a cui Gödel costringe la matematica IMPONE DI ACCETTARE L’ESISTENZA DI LIMITI INTRINSECI, LIMITI ESSI STESSI FORMALI E NON DOVUTI ALL’INADEGUATEZZA DELLA SCIENZA DI FRONTE ALL’IMPERSCRUTABILITA’ DI DIO . Per quanto si diventi maestri nello spostare lo sguardo tra livelli, NON SI POSSONO OSSERVARE LIVELLI DIVERSI ALLO STESSO TEMPO, OGNI SGUARDO NE PREVENT ANOTHER, a bit like those drawings where you see different things depending which focuses attention on the figure or the background: you can never see the two together. Therefore, it makes little sense to say that you will understand the principles of intelligence when you will be able to master the jumps between levels through a concept of causality is flexible enough ...

is therefore technical support, as the levels that we must go down every time dependent from the specific case, is defined as the ATTIVITA'COMPLEMENTARE PRODUCTION CODE . Now, if we think about it, this pendulum movement, this form of feedback component on the other with a level on the other, the product manufacturer and vice versa, are known well before the advent of scientific epistemology and science of complexity theory. Just think of the relationship between theory and experiment in physics.

The new idea of \u200b\u200bArtificial Intelligence, is to see an isomorphism between the structure of the nervous system and circuits of computers, isomorphism legitimized by the universality of formal systems. Universality in Hofstadter also sometimes doubts. Because the basic problem is we are sure that the binary logic is the most appropriate? That our nervous system does not provide intermediate stages fra 0 e 1? Intanto si inizia a sentir parlare di computer quantistici...

La discussione sarebbe appena iniziata, ma ecco di nuovo la disgrazia: non è solo questione di tempo, ma anche il fatto che, mentre ho tutti i testi di informatica che mi servono direttamente in pdf, gli altri libri sono in versione cartacea, e non posso portarne con me più di 3-4 alla volta. E senza la possibilità di accedere continuamente alla mia preziosa biblioteca, vado poco lontano.

Jeff Hardy Printables

Un investimento per il futuro

Creative n.4 Slimming visibly.
The other day at the table of Clebbino said he has been on a diet.
- What diet? - Asked Creative No.3, who is a fan of diets - the Zone diet? Cronodieta? Metabolic Diet? Astronaut's diet? Herbalife nutritional diet?
- Do not you ever tell him - he said No. 4, in front of his empty tray, and with the tips of his fingers began to pick up the crumbs from my tray and eat them, chewing them one by one slowly, as if they were steaks.
- Diet Chenot? Montignac Diet? Diet points? ABCDE Diet? Hollywood diet? South Beach Diet?
After we left the table and as we were heading to the vending machine for hot drinks Creative n.2 took me aside and told me the truth about the mysterious diet n.4.
- But what diet and diet. Mica was fat. What not to eat the meal did not spend.
- Collect food stamps? - I said then I, - No, because my uncle Piero has a good restaurant meal ticket in 1977, one of the first in Italy.
- Fuck, Bandini. Does not collect food stamps. In six months n.4 married.
I glanced at No. 4, was leaning against the wall next to the distributor and smiled at No. 3, who kept asking him what diet he was doing. Seemed unable to stand without leaning on it somewhere.
- Ah, married - I said, as if it were an explanation.
- Yes, but since he spent the little money he had for the dress, now is putting aside food stamps to pay for the banquet. Do you understand? He wants to pay for the wedding feast with food stamps.
- Ah - I said, is what I always say when I do not understand, that is, when I know more and understand less.
- Diet of soup? Scarsdale Diet? Diet Kousmine? Blood Type Diet? Low-carb diet? High-carb diet? - Kept asking n.3.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Russound Sms3 Smart Media Server

Per una lingua basica

Yesterday, I approached her face to that of Armenia, I wanted to kiss her, but Armenia rejected me pointing the finger in front of and saying, alt.
Alt?, I said I would like alt.
She told me to wait a moment, she rummaged in her handbag, pulled out a slip of paper.
- Lick this.
I licked the strip, then she started up again, he scrutinized, making mmmm, mmmm.
- Why did you make me lick a post-it?
- not a post-it, is a litmus test.
- If you lick the sun comes back?
- Do not be stupid, Jimmy. Used to measure the pH. Lick me where the sun returns.
I was ready to test that assertion, but Armenia has waved me the litmus test in front of the nose.
- Look, it's become yellow. The your ph is acidic. It will be five, five point five at most.
- So what?
- So no kisses. Even my ph is acidic, so I need to break even, if you had a ph Vigolo four to seven kissed you happy, but not so if it does not matter.
I could not believe it.
- I can not believe - in fact I said - I can not kiss because that thing has become yellow?
- There's nothing personal - I dismissed her.
- There are quite basic, right?
- is exactly the case.
I went to check on the internet what were the basic substances and I discovered che lo sono l'ammoniaca e la soda caustica, per esempio. Domani compro un vasetto di soda caustica e ne sciolgo un cucchiaino in un bicchiere d'acqua e me lo bevo, così sarò basico e potrò tornare a baciare Armenia.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Mud In My Rubber Boots

Il perché della tv

L'altra sera sono andato a cercare Ermete Dossi nella Zona Deumanizzata. Volevo capire che cosa lo aveva spinto ad andare in tv a Criminali Buffi. L'ho trovato nel suo appartamento diroccato, seduto su uno sgabello al centro della stanza, illuminata da una vecchia lampada ad acetilene. Stava rosicchiando una radice.
- Chi è? - ha detto Ermete, con tono leggermente allarmato.
- Ti ho visto in tv - ho detto.
- Ah, sei tu.
- Cosa stai masticando?
- Una radice.
- What?
- Boh. I found it in the yard.
- It 's good?
- He knows - he thought for a moment - the root.
- The old flavors of the past.
- How come, on TV?
- Why did you go? You fucked up everything. Now the secret services or who knows who will not take long to find you. You did something for the money?
- No, I need the money. I was bored, I wanted to see a little 'TV. Except that here there is no electricity, no nothing. A few days ago we presented a chick. Do you remember a certain Olga once came to you? Asking where I was?
- Of course. Said to be your girlfriend.
- Instead it was a television. One of Criminali Buffi. Volevano fare una puntata su di me.
- E come hanno scoperto che vivevi nella Zona Deumanizzata? Io non gli ho detto niente.
- Che ne so io. Ti avrà seguito di nascosto una volta che venivi qua. Così, si presenta questa tizia e mi propone di andare in tv. Io, come ti dicevo, volevo vedere un po' di tv, e non avendo una tv, qua, ho pensato che potevo andare direttamente in tv. A vederla da dentro.
- E com'è, da dentro?
Ermete ha sputato un pezzo di radice in terra.
- Non lo so.
- Come, non lo sai.
- Non lo so. Non sei mai dentro la televisione. Ero in uno studio ed ero di spalle, per non farmi riconoscere.
- Già, peccato che hanno fatto il tuo nome. Sanno che sei stato on TV. Does not take long to find you.
- However, there was this camera that I take it back, that's all. There was a spotlight and there were people next to the camera, technicians, studio assistants. They put the microphone. But the TV I do not know where it was. That was the reality.
- Where do you think of ending.
- I do not know, I thought to see everything in pixels, to enter into a room where everything was of pixels, the pixels of my body, where everything was flat and colored. But it was completely normal. I know it's not there that makes the tv, the tv in the homes of people you like.
- Where did you get that acetylene lamp?
- I found it in the cellar.
- How it works
- In the tank than there is water under there is calcium carbide. When the water drop in the carbide is formed by chemical reaction of acetylene, which comes from that spout. Just bring a lit match and caught fire.
- looks like a coffee maker.
- I thought it was. I also tried to make us coffee but had a taste sour. Then, I realized that was not a coffee pot, a lamp was acetylene.
- How do you know the chemical reaction? Calcium carbide and so on?
- I read once on a frame I Appliance.
- This conversation makes no sense, you realize? Hermes
hinted a smile.
- you know - he said - long ago, back when I did not live in Zone dehumanized, I met a guy. Hermes
I waited to go ahead with the story, but remained silent, chewing the root. After a while, 'we were shut up I've broken the silence.
- And you would often?
- What?
- to meet a guy.
- Continuously - said, in a faint voice.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Recipes Marquesa De Almendras

La puntata registrata di Criminali Buffi

The criminal funny last episode of Criminal Buffi Dossi was Hermes.
Last night I put on the tape with the episode recorded by my father and I had settled on the couch and I was drinking a sip of Cedrata Clebbino, and when they mentioned the name of Hermes, I nearly choked with cedar, which is a Death really stupid, even if in fact I can not think of any instance of death intelligent.
The episode traces the career of Hermes, from his job as a guinea pig for the crash test to the tester for dermatologic products to the farm scarecrow convection with the Faculty of Agriculture, then of course concentrate on his last assignment, that actually criminal, to anonymous phone call to false alarms in a terrorist bomb. Hermes himself is telling the camera that fits the shoulders of his comic crime story: the last major tasks for the intelligence community, to the last dramatic fatal mistake, which led him to phone in a shopping center to warn that c ' was a bomb, knowing that the bomb was real. So the bomb failed to find the bomb and defuse it.
- you after this event has been given to the bush and lived in hiding for five years - he says at one point the journalist who leads the program - as ever?
- I feared retaliation from my superiors, angered by the false bomb hoax.
- And what prompted him to bounce back thus risking the life I live?
- The money that you gave me.
- What evidence, recalling that dramatic episode of the fake fake bomb threat?
The head of Hermes remains impassive.
- I'm sorry. For all the innocent people who were in the middle commercial. If I had known that there really was a bomb, I never phoned to say that there was a bomb.
- He realizes that he has saved thousands of lives?
The head of Hermes has a slight tremor.
- Yes, and I'm very sorry. For all these years, in the evening, every evening before falling asleep, I thought of all those innocent people - women, old people and children. Yet ordinary men. I think all of them. I think I see their faces, one by one. I do not give up. Their faces seem to ask: Why, Hermes? Why?
- you saved them.
The head of Hermes bends slightly to the side.
- It's terrible, I know. So I did not understand. Then I was blind. The head of Hermes
bursts into tears. The camera lingers on her neck wet with tears for a few seconds, then framed in the foreground journalist, smiling, said: "Arrrivederci the next episode of Criminal Buffi.
crazy stuff, I thought. I could not believe it.
Then the tail markings of the program is stopped abruptly, there were transverse disturbances, and lots of pictures. They were the final images of a film on which my father had an episode of Criminal Buffi overdub. I have seen the end of the film, where someone becomes a man in life. But I missed the first part where I imagine that a man struggling to become someone in life. Then they started the end credits of the film and I immediately turned off the VCR, fearing that once finished those credits would come out of the final images of another movie that was underneath, and so on ad infinitum.
Dannate videotapes.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Black Hair And Conair Hot Sticks

Router, routine

As I fucked my father phoned me Bathsheba.
- What were you doing?
- I was configuring a router.
- What?
- What are you father?
- Have you seen the last episode of Criminal Buffi?
- I missed it unfortunately.
- I videotaped.
- The sound of this ancient word gives me the chills.
- You must see it.
- Ok, ok. Who was the criminal's funny now?
- One that you'll never guess.
- You called me for this, anyway?
- I tell you that you have to see it.
- Yes, but yes. Tomorrow step on you and you give me the, brrrrr, videotape.
- But are you okay?
- the greatest.
- you do not live for days.
- I have to go father.
- Video.
- Brrr.
- See you tomorrow. Manco
know what the hell is a router. I looked at Bathsheba lying on the couch, his lust plastic. In my opinion it was a bit 'offense, but I like his pout, you know school. I lowered her pants, Domenico and at that point was the terminus of the wall of the corridor. That big lizard in my opinion to have psychological problems, will look like a pervert, a misfit.
- Fila away - I said.
him, has not moved. The thing I like most about him is that he is very firm.